pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

peachkissing:

what i look for in a boy:

  • dark hair
  • pretty hands
  • pinky ring
  • southern accent
  • is a doctor
  • lives in the 23rd century
  • hates space
  • works on a spaceship
  • is leonard mccoy
  • i’m looking for leonard mccoy